Meet Steve: The Eccentric ‘Horny Shakespeare’ of Stratford

If you’ve wandered around Stratford recently, you may have encountered a quirky new phenomenon capturing the attention of locals and visitors alike—Steve, affectionately dubbed the “Horny Shakespeare.” This whimsical character has taken the streets by storm, particularly with his passionate declarations of love for someone named Jodie Woods. It begs the question: who exactly is Steve, and could he potentially eclipse the fame of other local legends, like the notorious 10Foot?

My partner often teases me for documenting these amusing sightings, but I can’t help but chuckle every time I pass one of his creations. It seems like Steve’s messages pop up everywhere, most notably on the pristine hoardings for the new Unite student accommodation. Strangely enough, they always vanish after about a week, only for Steve to make a triumphant return shortly thereafter, once again professing his affection for Jodie.

While I may lack any formal credentials to analyze this enigmatic figure, I can’t help but picture him as a late middle-aged man with a peculiar habit—perhaps a bit of a tic and an unabashed penchant for ‘exhibitionism’ that manifests through his public writings. It’s clear that Jodie, likely some sort of celebrity, has unknowingly captured Steve’s heart in a way she couldn’t possibly fathom.

So, the mystery of Steve continues to unfold, leaving us all amused and a bit curious about what’s next. Will he become a celebrated local icon or remain an intriguing footnote in Stratford’s colorful tapestry? Only time will tell!