An Unrefined Palate: Exploring Pliny the Elder

When it comes to beer preferences, I find myself firmly on the side of what some might call ‘bad beer.’ While I appreciate a quality brew like Old Rasputin or St. Bernard’s, there’s a particular joy I experience when indulging in a simple can of PBR or a classic Old Style. It’s this playful disparity in taste that forms the backdrop of my recent beer tasting experience.

Recently, a friend returned from a journey across the country, bringing back a mixed selection of craft beers, including the renowned Pliny the Elder. Eager to evaluate this celebrated brew, we devised a rather unorthodox tasting method. I opted for a half-pint poured into a vintage Batman Forever mug—complete with Robin—hailing from a McDonald’s promotion in the mid-90s. My friend chose a Flintstones mug, also from that era, setting the stage for what would undoubtedly be a memorable experience.

First Impressions: Aroma and Appearance

Upon taking in the aroma, I was greeted with a unique scent that could best be described as an edible arrangement that had perhaps spent a little too much time near a nearly-empty kitty litter box. Surprisingly, this was quite pleasant.

As for its appearance, well, it looked like beer—no surprises there. Upon closer examination, it was confirmed: this was indeed a beer. The head was creamy and substantial, reminiscent of a well-poured pint.

Flavor Profile: The Taste Journey

The palate experience was intriguing. It kicked off with a strong piney essence, swiftly followed by a burst of citrus. However, as it warmed, it began to resemble other Double IPAs I’ve encountered, albeit with a hint of something reminiscent of enriched Wonder Bread. The malt seemed to overshadow the hops initially, somewhat akin to Lagunitas Sucks but with a touch of sophistication that suggested it was a step up in the beer hierarchy.

Mouthfeel: A Lavish Sensation

In terms of mouthfeel, the Pliny didn’t shy away from being a liquid—wet, of course. However, it presented a slick, almost slippery texture, suggestive of someone having slyly added raw aloe to the mix. The finish evoked that of a lukewarm Dr. Pepper, leaving an intriguing aftertaste.

The Verdict: A Mixed Conclusion

In summation, I’d say it’s likely the best beer I’ve ever had the pleasure